Welcome to the new Oddjob Homepage. Hope you enjoy the randomness!
To find out stuff, scroll down and/or go to "The Story" section. Or, just go ahead and read it under "The Comic" section!
There should be a new episode every weekend, but there may be an occasion where this deadline cannot be met. (i.e. the author goes on a vacation)
Scroll down to learn more about the comic if you don't already know about it.
Latest Update: I apologize for multiple delays
in delivering Oddjob and Oddlife weekly. School
has started back up again in my area, causing
many dilemmas involving homework and studying.
I will still try to post a new comic every weekend,
but don't be surprised if there are a few delays
along the way. Anyway, two Oddjob comics will be
uploaded every weekend for the foreseeable
future in order for the Christmas Special to be
released at the correct time. So read Oddjob to
meet two strange visitors, and read Oddlife to see
Tim's anarchy end at last!
Notice: "Oddjob and Ninja" may contain language, mature themes, violent images, and offensive material and is therefore only recommended for mature audiences and not for children. For your kids, we recommend Happy Dinosaur, an all-age appropriate comic.
I started the comic in late 2007 with my friend The Gentleman. He helped with seasons 1 - 3 before passing it on to me. I have continued it with pride. I have filled 7 composition books with the comics, and I'm currently working on the 8th. I call these "seasons", so Oddjob has been running for about 8 seasons. The series will run for 10 seasons, not including a prequel season, Season 0. To read what I have so far posted of the series, head to "The Comic" section now! A new page will be added every weekend, though not every, as the author often goes away. Look below for characters, locations, etc.
These are the characters in "Oddjob and Ninja." More will be added as you meet the individual characters in the comic.
Oddjob -An assassin who was, originally, killed by James Bond. However, Satan reincarnated him, so now he's back and he wants revenge. He also wants to murder Baron Samdei, whom he met in Hell. He is really skilled with guns.
Ninja - A ninja who stands out among the crowd. That said, he's gay. All the same, he is helpful in battle and loves to decapitate people with his twin swords. Fun. He also has an enduring love for animals, especially monkeys and ducks.
Pussy Galore - Oddjob's lover. She is a master whilst using nun-chucks. She's also the caring mother of the group, as she takes care of them when they're ill.
Baron Samedi - Oddjob's biggest enemy, and his biggest threat. Baron is an African American voodoo artist who seeks to kill Oddjob for reasons undisclosed. He likes gay magazines, Playboy, Girls Gone Wild, and gardening
Pheonix Commando - Baron's second in command. He wears his awesome helmet everywhere, and prefers pistols over anything else. He finds them fun to shoot...I dunno..Bazookas are WAYYYY better.
Here is the map of the city of Town. This will be updated as the city itself changes in the comic.
Map of Town (Seasons 1 - 3)
Oddjob's Base (gray building) - This building was a castle in medieval times, but Oddjob bought it when he moved into Town. He renovated it a bit, but it still needs improvement.
Baron's Base (yellow house) -Baron stole this from an elderly woman. He vows that he will someday update to a nice, roomier, castle-like place.
Courtroom (brown building) - Ninja is brought here every so often whenever he breaks the law.
Jail (small gray building) - Ninja has his very own cell here, which would explain why there are pictures of ponies carved into the wall.
ATOYOT Car Dealership - A car place, from which Ninja has stolen on multiple occasions.
The Wonderful Shopping Market - The perfect place to stock up on perverted reading material and vegetables. Ninja found Pussy Galore here and reunited her with Oddjob.